LITTLE CANADA, MNÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â‚¬ÂLocal resident Steve Bachman, the self-styled ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œBachsterÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â of Internet obscurity, has announced plans to publish a blog. Family members, friends, neighbors, co-workers, and checkout clerks are bracing themselves for the expected onslaught of hintsÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â‚¬Âsubtle and not-so-subtleÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â‚¬Âof the ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œyou ought to check out my blogÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â variety.
Bachman believes that his catchy graphical hook, a black-and-white bust of J.S. Bach wearing crudely hand-drawn pink-tinted sunglasses, will set his blog apart from the crowd. ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œItÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s been a big hit with my test audience,ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â he says, ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œmany of whom have expressed the opinion that itÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s a very cool and subtle way to brand the Bachster name.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â He does admit, however, that a few of his readers have misidentified the image. The names Benjamin Franklin, Horace Rumpole, and ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œBen Stein in a wigÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â have come up.
When asked if readers can expect a lot of self-revelatory writing, reflection, and evidence of personal growth on his blog, he says, ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã…â€œNo, but I do expect to skewer everyone I know quite unmercifully.ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚Â
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Keep up the great work, Steve – and remember, there are far worse ways to spend time.
For example, we could be stone-cold-Hollywood pimps defending our territory against would-be-take-our-hoes-ways-from-us-neighboring-pimps.